Tightrope Walkers Anonymous

For those who walk the tightrope with reckless abandon

Welcome to Tightrope Walkers Anonymous, the support group for those who live life on the edge. Literally.

We're not just any support group. We're a community of thrill seekers, risk takers, and occasionally, insurance fraudsters.

Taunting the Circus: Our Story of Balancing Acts

Our members have mastered the art of walking high wire with nothing but a few wispy threads for support. We've got members who can juggle chainsaws with their feet, walk on water (with a safety net, of course), and even eat a bowl of Jell-O while balancing on a pogo stick.

But with great power comes great responsibility. Don't say we didn't warn you: Height of Stupidity: Our Most Epic Failures

Meet our fearless leader, Baron Von Tightrope, who'll guide you through the fine art of walking the tightrope with your eyes closed, while reciting Shakespearean sonnets.

So, if you're ready to take the leap of faith, sign up for our Membership Application and join the ranks of the tightrope walking elite.

(Or, if you're not, just stick with us, and we'll just have fun watching you try.)